I've got a rendezvous with destiny, darling.
Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good